Last Night

Oh ho ho, I don't know what possessed me to think that that particular beast could be caged while there's still months of shorts weather ahead of us…

You know I love all of you, right? Every square inch. Just… I know I have a one-track mind sometimes… and that track… why, it runs straight up the back of those long, long legs before ramming headlong into those amazing curves…

Gosh.

But I do love all of you. Give me a chance, and I'll worship your entire body. Give me a chance, and I'll make every part of you feel that electric energy. Give me a chance, and I'll find ways to make parts of you that you've never even considered in a sexual context before feel the heat. I don't know how yet, but I'm going to turn you on with the inside of your elbow… the back of your knee…

I mean, those parts of you turn me on. So I'm sure I can find a way.

Oh, love. I started to write you a letter late last night… Thinking about those colorful shorts, and what I wanted to do to them… It was going to be a good one. But I, uh… I couldn't finish it. Alas.

Perhaps next Wednesday night? I suppose we'll see… Something to look forward to?

At any rate, my love, I do hope you have a wonderful day.

I love you.